• boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
• girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

futurehanneman:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

(Source: coepi)

(Source: joycakes, via charmieveee)

• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

lolsofunny:

Them:

You:

Why did you buy something you can’t understand?

(via dudeihtsmelissa)